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Last year people spent an estimated $1.5 billion on self-help books that claim to make you happy, make you desirable, make you love yourself, heal your life and give you emotional and spiritual prosperity. Yet 99.95333% of these consumers remain miserable suckers.
Such a pity.
The truth is no one has ever read a book by Dr. Phil and gone on to rule the world. Know why? Because the world is run by power-hungry sociopaths who don't waste their time actualizing their feelings or practicing hugging therapy.
The Happy Sociopath is a “how to” for getting everything you've ever dreamed of from this cold cruel world. More money, more power, more sex, more time, even more crafting projects, if that's what you're into. Anything you want you can have, it's really all up to you! The wise Eleanor Roosevelt said: "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." Believe in the beauty of your dreams my friends, believe.
You’ve been a helpful and considerate person for far too long and what have you got to show for it? Not much. Don’t give me that crap about being a good person is it’s own reward. It’s not. Instead you’ve just been drowning in the quicksand of good intentions and pathetic loserness. But there is hope! Here you are now, primed and in place to finally get everything you ever wanted out of life.
Service yourself this time.
Start your transformation from a Miserable Sucker into a Happy Sociopath today!
Read on my friends.
Category Archives: Happy Sociopath
“Loyalty, shmoyalty” In the days before the November 2010 election we thought we should honor one of the thousands of Super Star Sociopaths living their lives as politicians. So many to choose from! Enter former aide, Andrew Young, who made … Continue reading
“One man’s trash is everyone’s litter, do your part and keep the Government out of it… or else this Native’s gonna cry.” Remember this stoic Native American-looking guy? His name is Iron Eyes Cody. In the 70s, he and the … Continue reading
“Coat tails, coke rails, I’ll hang on to whatever you got- Bring it bitches!”
That’s the kind of fatherly guidance that makes Michael Lohan The Honored Happy Sociopath of the Week! Continue reading
“Don’t eat animals, wear them on your face!”
That’s the message from honored sociopath of the week, CoverGirl spokes model and animal activist Ellen DeGeneres! We really have to hand it to her, being a vegan is hard work, being a hugely famous activist vegan promoting make-up made out of animal parts is almost impossible, but Ellen (and her wife Portia) pull it off with a wink and funky dance! Continue reading
It used to be that Don Draper was a TV icon of Happy Sociopathy. In episode after episode of Mad Men he would carelessly cheat, swindle and screw with the most glamorous 60s panache. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him! He was a Sociopathic Super Hero, but no more. Continue reading
“Even bad press is good press!” Well that’s the upbeat, positive thinking you can expect from Happy Sociopath, Tony Hayward. Sure there’s an oil disaster at his heels, but let’s be honest here, no one really important is effected. Tony’s … Continue reading