Category Archives: Happy Sociopath

Help yourself, you are an army of one

Honored Happy Sociopaths of the Week: “Keep America Beautiful” and That Crying Indian Guy

“One man’s trash is everyone’s litter, do your part and keep the Government out of it… or else this Native’s gonna cry.” Remember this stoic Native American-looking guy? His name is Iron Eyes Cody.  In the 70s, he and the … Continue reading

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Honored Happy Sociopath of the Week: Michael Lohan! (Lindsay Lohan’s Dad)

“Coat tails, coke rails, I’ll hang on to whatever you got- Bring it bitches!”

That’s the kind of fatherly guidance that makes Michael Lohan The Honored Happy Sociopath of the Week! Continue reading

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Honored Sociopath of the Week: Ellen Degeneres

“Don’t eat animals, wear them on your face!”

That’s the message from honored sociopath of the week, CoverGirl spokes model and animal activist Ellen DeGeneres! We really have to hand it to her, being a vegan is hard work, being a hugely famous activist vegan promoting make-up made out of animal parts is almost impossible, but Ellen (and her wife Portia) pull it off with a wink and funky dance! Continue reading

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Donald Draper decends into Miserable Suckery

It used to be that Don Draper was a TV icon of Happy Sociopathy. In episode after episode of Mad Men he would carelessly cheat, swindle and screw with the most glamorous 60s panache. Women wanted him, men wanted to be him! He was a Sociopathic Super Hero, but no more. Continue reading

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Honored Happy Sociopath of the Week – Tony Hayward!

“Even bad press is good press!” Well that’s the upbeat, positive thinking you can expect from Happy Sociopath, Tony Hayward. Sure there’s an oil disaster at his heels, but let’s be honest here, no one really important is effected. Tony’s … Continue reading

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Self Servicing is it’s own reward!

Let’s face it, your life is pretty much a huge disappointment.

Truth is, it sucks. Continue reading

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