“Even bad press is good press!”
Well that’s the upbeat, positive thinking you can expect from Happy Sociopath, Tony Hayward. Sure there’s an oil disaster at his heels, but let’s be honest here, no one really important is effected. Tony’s fine, his cars, houses, lady friends and other toys are not covered in oil, so what’s the big whoop. Oil spills come and oil spills go, but a charming smile like his makes you feel all cozy inside forever!
And the most brilliant part: he sold 30% of his BP shares just one month before the whole thing went down in a gusher! Can you say, “Cha-Ching!”
Here’s to you Tony, way to get off the hook with out a scrape or a grease stain. That’s the kind of good ol’ fashion sociopathic work we like to see!
Thanks for setting such a great example for all the aspiring Happy Sociopaths out there.